Posted 7 hours ago

fasterfood:

u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms

Posted 7 hours ago

STOP DEFENDING THE FUCKING COPS

(Source: areyouafraidofthedark)

Posted 7 hours ago

shutupaubrey:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

those are beads

#SmokeBeadsEveryDay

(Source: n1ghtdreaming)

Posted 8 hours ago

othertonguesotherflesh:

maoismkills:

othertonguesotherflesh:

postracialcomments:

DO NOT GO ON THE OPFERGUSON (dot) com website!!!!!

There are several reports stating that it is a trap

lmao the fucking honeypot website is so fake and bad

"click this button to unleash MAXIMUM HACKER TERROR on the police, military, and government. MAXIMUM HACKER TERROR is only a click away."

how fucking dumb do they think we are

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

hiccupofcoffee:

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
Watch this

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but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

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but it gets better

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much better

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Posted 8 hours ago

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

(Source: teallikethecolor)

Posted 8 hours ago

fueled-by-twentyonepilots:

noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

I have never read anything that has ever describes my life so accurately

Posted 8 hours ago

equestrianfangirlswag:

garthvaderr:

The speed of fast

'sir can we have an exact measurement'

'so many'

Posted 8 hours ago